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Demented Doggie
Demented Doggie is a bad boy. He never sits and he won’t come here. He chews garbage and pees on rugs. You should never pet Demented Doggie because he’s covered in bugs. And he’s not allowed inside the house, so … read more Read more
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The Refrigerator Bandit
I had me a couple three drinks and dozed off early. Suppose my shows was turned up loud too. Anyway, I didn’t hear nothin’ when he came in through the kitchen window and stole my fridge. Suppose he came in … read more Read more
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Moon Man
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Drinking Water From a Jug
I don’t mind drinking water from a jug. Sometimes it runs all down your face and you look stupid because it runs all down your shirt too. But who really gives a shit? I don’t mind. If you get water … read more Read more