I don’t mind drinking water from a jug. Sometimes it runs all down your face and you look stupid because it runs all down your shirt too. But who really gives a shit? I don’t mind. If you get water all down your shirt from drinking water from a jug that just means you were thirsty. And nothing wrong with being thirsty. And nothing wrong with drinking water from a jug. And nothing wrong with getting water all down your shirt.
Even when some leaks out and runs all down your face and runs all down your shirt you can still drink down a lot more water when you drink water from a jug. And that’s the good thing about drinking water from a jug in the summertime. You can drink a lot more of it down.
Supposed to drink down eight cups of water every day. That’s what they say anyway. Hard to keep track how many cups of water you’ve drank down. But jugs are easy to keep track. Drink down a jug of water and you’ve done twice as good as what they say.
And drinking down a jug of water isn’t too hard either in the summertime. Seems all those jugs of water just find their way out through your feet and your back anyway. When you drink water from a jug in the summertime it either runs all down your face and runs all down your shirt, or it comes out and runs all down your back and runs all down your crack.
Most people don’t drink water from jugs though. Too worried the water might leak out and run all down their face and run all down their shirt. Too worried they might look stupid.
So most people wake up one day in the summertime and their neck doesn’t work right anymore and their fingers and arms don’t work right anymore either. So they can’t raise a jug of water anymore and they can’t tilt their head back to drink from one either.
So you can either drink water from a jug and look stupid when it runs all down your face and runs all down your shirt, or you can feel stupid later when your neck and your fingers and your arms don’t work right anymore.
I don’t worry much about looking stupid and drinking water from a jug. Seems better than feeling later like maybe you should have drank water from a jug when you could.